So I discovered a vicious and vile scam that was perpetrated on me. Following in the footsteps of the great Investigative Journalist and this blogs Best Buddy Bill Schmalfeldt, I used aggressive journalism to get to the truth.
First I contacted the two people responsible for the scam and gave them a Doom Clock of 15 minutes to answer my questions, or else. Only one of the two, I hate to admit that I didn’t have much hope of convincing since the or else was a complete doxing of his arse and he’d already been doxed. But the other has tried to hide his identity for far too long. So I figured he’d fold first. I was wrong.
It seems that @PalatinePundit was the weak link in the scam. He folded to my doom clock like a wet tee shirt contest and I quickly saw everything. After leaving my sweaty palm happy place, the other scammer, Paul Krendel, just mocked me.
So I did the research. I have the story. And I will follow through with my doom clock. So here is the scam and the doxing, in that order.
Here’s how the scam went down. Paul and PP pulled a complete and total falsity on the internet. It started when PP posted the following on twitter:
Paul then kicked into action and started posting and convincing others to post on their blogs that PP lost his job and to speculate that it was because of this blog’s Best Buddy, Bill Schmalfeldt. That’s when I noticed it. Clearly this blog’s Best Buddy saw it too and, in a now memory holed post on his blog, detailed the horrific experience he had getting a well justified peace order against the scammer, PP.
Now I’m starting to smell a rat. And by rat, I mean a scam. So I doom clocked both Paul and PP to admit to the scam and Paul refused. But my doom clock demands worked with PP and he told me everything. And by doom clock, I mean I politely asked and he politely answered.
So here’s the scam. PP knew on Friday that when he made that twit about losing his job, he would also be starting a new job on Monday. In other words, PP never missed a single day of work, he just changed employers! The dastardly scam! Paul was in the know as well, and he made his post for the sole purpose of poking the bear, which by bear I mean this blog’s Best Buddy Bill Schmalfeldt.
This blog’s Best Buddy Bill Schmalfeldt even tried to argue that he wasn’t involved with PP losing his job. But no one would listen because the scam was already in place and in full swing.
And I was harmed by this scam! How, you ask? Simple. I made a post about the questionable seeking of a peace order by this blog’s Best Buddy Bill Schmalfeldt. That blog post started a horrible upward spiral of page views and visitors that CONTINUES TO THIS DAY! I mean, I’m actually starting to make money off this blog for the first time ever, and it’s all because of this scam. And it is supposed to just be a hobby! I’m ANGRY! Plus, this blog’s Best Buddy Bill Schmalfeldt got a boo boo and an atomic wedgie, all because of THIS SCAM! Where is the justice in that?
Now since PP gave up the goods to my Doom Clock Demand, by which I mean I asked nicely and he answered nicely, I have forgiven PP for his involvement in this scam. Because I’m human and don’t have to stoop to the level of WJJ Hoge and his evil band of Pink Skittles. No, I am human, so I will forgive PP for his role. But PP better not bring me into any more of discontinued fuckery.
But Paul I do not forgive. I gave him the Doom Clock Demand and he mocked me, by which I mean I didn’t contact him at all and he has no idea what’s coming next. And that’s why I went to the trouble to Dox him.
Yes, I did it. You better believe I did. I took a page right out of this blog’s Best Buddy Bill Schmalfeldt playbook and I doxed the scammer. Now follow along close, it gets involved.
PP posted his twit on Friday. On Saturday I went and got lost, by which I mean I took my motorcycle for an epic ride with other bikers. But all day I felt I was being pulled back into this mess. Now I know why. First, take a look at this picture:
That’s a picture I took at one of the first stops of the day. Since I’m an Aggressive Investigative Journalist, I’ll disclose that my bike is not in that picture. But that doesn’t matter, we have a doxing going on. Do you see anything wrong with that picture? I didn’t at first either. But through my Aggressive Investigative Journalist skills, I managed to figure out the truth! Look at this close up of the very far bike in this picture:See it now? Creepy. But what’s even creepier is that it shows up in every picture I took on the ride! See!
That’s just creepy. I mean, what is that thing? As a true Investigative Journalist I must admit my bike IS in that last picture. But it doesn’t matter, on with the doxing! I did a little research by first tracing Paul’s various IP addresses, since he’s commented on this blog several times. And that’s when I noticed that on that Saturday, several of his IP addresses were just a single digit off of MY IP addresses. In other words, Paul was following me and his cell phone was on the SAME NETWORK AS MINE!
Looking at the rest of the IP addresses, and they jump around ALL OVER THE PLACE. He once posted to my blog from Singapore! Then just minutes later from London. The man GETS THE FUCK AROUND!
So let’s do the math.
- Paul was near me on the ride and posted to my blog from the SAME CELL TOWER I was using.
- These pictures show the same “thing” following me around on the same day
- Paul moves as if he can transport ALL OVER THE WORLD
The math is simple. 1+2+3= PAUL KRENDLER IS SLENDERMAN!
God, I bet this blog’s Best Buddy Bill Schmalfeldt is happy he dropped that lawsuit! And it’s something he should think about in his response to the WJJ Hoge Copyright Infringment lawsuit. I mean, if Hoge is willing to get into a contractual agreement with Slenderman, Hoge is capable of just about anything.
And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how you do Doom Clock Journalism RIGHT!!!!11!!!!