Stop talking about me. Stop looking at my actions and behaviors. Stop being truthful. Stop stop stop. STOP! Did I tell you to STOP! Then let me draw your focus away by calling you cute names and with friendly phrases. You know, like Mikey. And toodles. And Here’s looking at you, kid. Because that’s not creepy. Or is it? Maybe it is but don’t focus on that. I’m taking my ball and going home now. Till I don’t. Because I’ve got problems. No not those problems, I told you to stop looking at those. Other problems. Real problems. Only don’t you point out my real problems, because they are MINE. NO!!!!!11!!! I told you not to do that! Please just stop! Deep breaths. I needs them. Oh I needs them. What? Retraction? Apology? NO!!!!!!11!!!! I have those real problems that you aren’t supposed to be looking at. So STOP LOOKING!