What they really meant to say…

What he meant to sayOh my yes.  His ass is mine.  I shall love it and rape it and call it George.

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What They Really Meant To Say…

What he meant to sayYou’re not mentioning me.  I know I said not to mention me, but you’re not mentioning me means I can’t make a spectacle out of me telling you not to mention me.  So mention me already.  I’ve had to resort to finding old items where you mention me, so I can mention that you mentioned me and hopefully that will get you to mention me so I can tell you not to mention me.  So mention me already.  I’ve not had my dose of spectacle, and I needs it.  So mention me already!

What they really meant to say…

What do you mean the judge didn’t approve my plan?  It’s my plan!  She better go back and approve my plan!  I’ll appeal!  I’ll sue!  I’ll not talk to her just like I don’t talk to my constituency.  Who does she think she is, giving me permission to continue my construction projects.  Of course I can, they are mine!  Mine I say.  Mine!

What They Really Meant To Say…

What he meant to sayThe Georgia Bulldogs will absolutely beat the Auburn Tigers.  Because I just read a memo, and it said that Georgia is beating Auburn.  So that’s what will happen.  Because the memo said so.  Do you hear what I’m saying?  No?  Let me say it again.  Auburn will lose to Georgia.  That’s just a fact, so get used to it.  Auburn will LOSE.

What They WILL Really Mean To Say…

What he meant to sayThis is a special edition of the normal “What They Really Meant to Say…” feature here at Running Wolf.  I’m looking to the future, and predicting a forthcoming parody of a post or twit that has, as of yet, not been written.  This is absolutely groundbreaking work in the science of parody.  Success may not be assured, but predictability protects those who dare to take the risk.

Oh FUCK!  There’s a part B and a part C.  Shit, why the fuck did I stop reading?  I knew that brain fart of a lawsuit would come back and bite me in the ass.  I should have just stayed away from the mailbox that day.  But it’s not my fault, it’s someone else’s.  And I’ll eventually figure out who.

Thanks for your time in this experiment into future parody. — Your Host.

What They Really Meant To Say…

What he meant to sayOh crap, I’ve done it again.  I pointed out the MAJOR IRREFUTABLE PROOF that I win, and they didn’t capitulate.  Which I will mock, because I’m really fucking scared that because they didn’t capitulate they know something that I don’t.  And they have known something I haven’t at every other attempt.  So their not capitulating does not have me happy.  So mockery it shall be.  I shall mock.  Because if I do not mock, I will cry in fear.

What They Really Meant To Say…

What he meant to sayStop talking about me.  Stop looking at my actions and behaviors.  Stop being truthful.  Stop stop stop.  STOP!  Did I tell you to STOP!  Then let me draw your focus away by calling you cute names and with friendly phrases.  You know, like Mikey.  And toodles.  And Here’s looking at you, kid.  Because that’s not creepy.  Or is it?  Maybe it is but don’t focus on that.  I’m taking my ball and going home now.  Till I don’t.  Because I’ve got problems.  No not those problems, I told you to stop looking at those.  Other problems. Real problems.  Only don’t you point out my real problems, because they are MINE.  NO!!!!!11!!!  I told you not to do that!  Please just stop!  Deep breaths.  I needs them.  Oh I needs them.  What?  Retraction? Apology?  NO!!!!!!11!!!! I have those real problems that you aren’t supposed to be looking at.  So STOP LOOKING!

What They Really Meant To Say…

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